What Are Your Theatre Secrets?
Published on Monday 7th December, 4.38pm, Written by Carrie Dunn
People laughed at me on Thursday night. Admittedly, they may laugh at me more often than I notice, but this bout of hilarity was obvious. And it was all because of some pillows.
You see, I’ve sat through more hours than I care to recall on the benches at the Menier Chocolate Factory. And every time I have come out with horrendous pins and needles down my legs and a terrible pain in my lower spine. (After A Little Night Music, I ended up with a trapped nerve in my back.) And I never, ever, ever learn.
So this time, when I went to see Sweet Charity, which I knew I’d love and didn’t want ruined or marred in any way, shape or form, I took pillows. I created a little booster cushion for myself, with a nice lumbar support. My fellow audience members sniggered and doubtless whispered about the strange journalist lady who carries bedding around in her giant bag, but I was sure that I would be the most comfortable viewer. And indeed as I saw other people wriggle around and attempt to restore feeling in their numb limbs, my forward-thinking was proved to be most wise.
So I wondered about other people’s theatre-going quirks. Americans famously do not understand the concept of eating ice-cream at the interval (sorry, “intermission”) of a show. And speaking of food consumption in the theatre, two lovely ladies sitting behind me ate a big tub of noodles all the way through the last night of Too Close To The Sun.
So what preparations do you make? Do you pack yourself a coolbag full of edible goodies? Take a spare set of spectacles, just in case? Bring along your own binoculars?
Share those secrets with me in the comment box below. I won’t tell anyone. Honest.

Mini wines from Tesco = £1.75. Plastic cup from the bar = free. Just sayin.